i talk a lot about pet shop boys sorry
ひたすら何か喋るねこさま
The cat speaking something earnestly..
maidens if you are going to flee dramatically from my castle in the middle of the night once i reveal my true nature to you please leave your candelabra on the little ledge by the portcullis we are running out of them
starting to think these maidens are stumbling in soaked through from the rain just to steal my beautiful gowns and homeware are any of you actually lost
Bridget in that chair in the extra room where the sun shines in the afternoon. Utley used to love it there too.
This is cuirrently registering to me as a deeply religious image
not going to lie guys i don’t think being employed is for me
devastated to report that being unemployed is also terrible
manager i cant come to work today i forgot how to mimic the behavior of a human. being
You are granted a time machine and the ability to prevent one birth (or commit a murder up to you), donβt worry about the butterfly effect, we want the butterfly effect thatβs part of the point. Your actions will prevent them from ever rising to prominence. No heβs not here, because itβd be too much of a sweep, pick your second choice if youβre wondering where he is
Kill a historical figure before they get to power
William the Conqueror
Richard Nixon
Benito Mussolini
Archduke Franz Ferdinand
Mao Zedong
Julius Caesar
Joseph Stalin
Martin Luther
Romulus
Other
By popular demand, another portrait of @straycatj
Looking very handsome in his frilled collarWow β¦.how nice!
pure michigan baby
2011-2015 Dodge Challenger
[emerging from the hozier song covered in blood] anyway,
look at you, youβre gorgeousπ₯
toss-a-coin-to-your-stan-account:
being a student during peak pandemic was so fucking surreal like. “it’s not an excuse to fall behind” I cannot stress enough to you how much A Worldwide Plague Upending Life As We Know It is literally one of The Top Three Reasons to fall behind
snoopy of the day














