straycatj:

ひたすら何か喋るねこさま

The cat speaking something earnestly..

vamprisms:

vamprisms:

maidens if you are going to flee dramatically from my castle in the middle of the night once i reveal my true nature to you please leave your candelabra on the little ledge by the portcullis we are running out of them

starting to think these maidens are stumbling in soaked through from the rain just to steal my beautiful gowns and homeware are any of you actually lost

ohnopicturesofanothercat:

Bridget in that chair in the extra room where the sun shines in the afternoon. Utley used to love it there too.

cetitan:

This is cuirrently registering to me as a deeply religious image

prettyaveragewhiteshark:

ryebreadgf:

not going to lie guys i don’t think being employed is for me

devastated to report that being unemployed is also terrible

evilsexy:

manager i cant come to work today i forgot how to mimic the behavior of a human. being

definitelyjunehomestuck:

super-sootica:

You are granted a time machine and the ability to prevent one birth (or commit a murder up to you), don’t worry about the butterfly effect, we want the butterfly effect that’s part of the point. Your actions will prevent them from ever rising to prominence. No he’s not here, because it’d be too much of a sweep, pick your second choice if you’re wondering where he is

Kill a historical figure before they get to power

William the Conqueror

Richard Nixon

Benito Mussolini

Archduke Franz Ferdinand

Mao Zedong

Julius Caesar

Joseph Stalin

Martin Luther

Romulus

Other

straycatj:

chloematis:

By popular demand, another portrait of @straycatj
Looking very handsome in his frilled collar

Wow ….how nice!

identifying-cars-in-posts:

kushblazer666:

pure michigan baby

2011-2015 Dodge Challenger

nattousan:

guooey:

guooey:

they are like beautiful tropical birds to me

Literally..

@guooey ya

theriverbeyond:

[emerging from the hozier song covered in blood] anyway,

punkeduppirate:

look at you, you’re gorgeous💥

toss-a-coin-to-your-stan-account:

being a student during peak pandemic was so fucking surreal like. “it’s not an excuse to fall behind” I cannot stress enough to you how much A Worldwide Plague Upending Life As We Know It is literally one of The Top Three Reasons to fall behind

geminiscene:

snoopyoftheday:

snoopy of the day